Elton: Day 28

Last night we enjoyed Zimbabwean sadza; tonight we had a taste of the Orient. Below is the silver platter on which Elton receives his meals while working out on the CPM.

Sweat and Sour

Tonight Simeon offered Elton a computer in-service. Below each picture is a summary of their conversation. 

 Elton Sim on computer

“Elton, you are using the wrong URL. You’ll never find the Bob Marley fan club site that way.”

Elton Sim 2 

“Google Elton, use Google; we’ll find it that way.”

Elton Sim 3

“Why don’t people listen to me?”

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